Blue Apple

Laughing can make your stress go away. Laughter is the best medicine. And every time you laugh, it’s like taking a miracle pill for your health. According to doctors and scientific researchers, laughter can reduce stress, lower your blood pressure, boost immune systems, improve brain functioning and even protect your heart. Mayber that’s why the average person laughs around 17 times a day. So, here some joke to make your life healthy.

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean : I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend : What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean : four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean : 16

Friend : Why?

Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

Friend : What tape did you take anyway?

Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?

Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:

Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!